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lanactrlaltdelrey:

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

“Most days of the year are unremarkable. They begin and they end with no lasting memory made in between. Most days have no impact on the course of a life.”

Scott Neustadter(500) Days of Summer: The Shooting Script (via feellng)

alt-j:

why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

cactuseeds:

A brick in one of the plazas in my town….really makes me wonder who put it there and why.

outraged:

I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs